If anybody else tries to trick me, they're going to lose their damn arm! What the hell is April Fool's Day, anyway?! I'm no fucking fool!

Zel, I hear they're trying to arrange an army. How noble, right? I bet Amelia would be flipping out right now.

Alexiel, did you need any help? I'm dying of boredom feeling generous, so I wouldn't even charge.

Why is everyone acting so weird? Is this another curse day? I can't even tell what the curse is.

I can't believe I'm actually getting tired of eating. That last cuisine didn't go down so well. It's like all I do is research and eat now. I miss traveling. It's nice to have Zel around, especially to have for research, but I wish Gourry was here. Or even Amelia. Their loud and annoying crap would be a decent distraction.

I'm angry all the time. Don't know why. Masaki really does need to keep up his end of the deal, though, and stop getting nearly killed. Xellos hasn't been too annoying lately, either, which makes me suspicious.

Does anyone even miss me? If what Zel said was true, nobody's even noticed. There's some other Lina Inverse running around out there. Of course, even if I was gone I bet it'd take that idiot Gourry at least a month to realize it.

Wait, what am I--

...DAMNIT!

XELLOS!!!

I am going to FIND you, KNOCK you out, and...and...

STICK YOU IN A ROOM WITH A BUBBLY, HAPPY GIRL WHO'S GOING TO SING ABOUT HOW WONDERFUL LIFE IS UNTIL YOUR BRAIN EXPLODES INTO TINY LITTLE PIECES ALL OVER THE WALLS!

AND THEN ANYONE ELSE WHO SAW THAT POST IS GOING TO SUFFER A SIMILAR FATE!

Still alive, Masaki, or do I need to come scrape you up off the desert sand?

You still have to fulfill your end, you know~!

[ OOC: Masaki challenged Lina to a duel of magic, and she conquered. ...Then she ditched him. Needless to say, he is never gonna live this down. ]

I am...never doing that again. Is this how Sylphiel felt after healing me during that fight with Copy Rezo? And she's way more adept at white magic than me.

MASAKI! SHUT THE HELL UP AND LAY BACK DOWN!

I don't exactly like waking up to fucking shouting matches, and I just about killed myself keeping you from dying, so don't waste all my effort by bleeding to death again! I just cast a Resurrection and TWO, yes TWO Recovery spells for you and that stupid cat girl Zaheela!

Now shut up or pay up!

Ask me a question. I just dare you.

...Didn't think so. Hahah.

[ OOC: She's just looking for an excuse to Fireball someone. ]

Whoever just blew away half of my place while I was in the bathtub is going to DIE!

Yesterday was lame. I am so glad that one didn't get me. Last time that happened, I tried to be buddies with Xellos.

Who wants to treat me to dinner to make me forget about the horror?

What's this I hear about a kidnapping?